What are you really craving?
- Brenda Romas
- Apr 30
- 2 min read

Thinking about expanding your furry family? We get it. Cats are fluffy, they judge you silently, and they're masters at the art of ignoring you. But before you head to the shelter for another feline friend, have you considered the Next Chapter Connections alternative?
Instead of more litter boxes, vet bills, and endless meows at 3 AM, joining Next Chapter Connections offers something truly special: genuine human connection. Let's break it down.
Human Interaction vs. Hissing:
At Next Chapter Connections, you'll find real, live people to talk to. No hissing required (unless you're really passionate about a topic). We offer a community where you can share stories, laugh, and engage in meaningful conversations. It's a different kind of purr-fect.
Events That Don't Require Cat Treats:
Imagine going out without packing treats, a laser pointer, or a lint roller. At Next Chapter Connections, our events are designed for humans. From beer tasting, canoeing and dinner parties to coffee chats and hiking groups, we've got a diverse range of activities that cater to different interests. Leave the cat toys at home!
Conversations That Go Beyond "Meow":
Ever tried explaining a meme to a cat? It's a losing battle. Joining our community means you'll meet people who understand your jokes, share your interests, and can engage in stimulating conversations. It's a chance to connect with minds, not just paws.
Romance (Without Feline Love Triangles):
Looking for companionship beyond the four-legged kind? Next Chapter Connections offers opportunities to meet that special someone. Unless you're into feline love triangles (we won't judge, but we can't help with those), you might find a more suitable match within our community.
Partner Perks (Cats Don't Split Bills):
As a member of Next Chapter Connections, you can enjoy partner perks and discounts at local businesses. Let's be honest, getting a cat to split the bill at a restaurant is highly unlikely. Our community offers real-world benefits that go beyond cuddles.
We Love Cats, But Humans Need Humans Too:
Don't get us wrong, we absolutely adore cats—especially Kerry's newest little fluffball 'Chicky' showing off her modelling skills in the photos above! Seriously, we're talking peak cuteness. But let's be real, as much as we love our feline overlords, Brenda and Kerry, the slightly-cat-obsessed founders of Next Chapter Connections, know that humans need humans too. We're real people, with real families, and yes, even real pets that occasionally try to steal our lunch. Joining Next Chapter Connections isn't about replacing your cat (we'd never!), it's about adding some human spice to your life—think laughter, connection, and maybe even an adventure or two. It’s an investment in your social well-being, offering a vibrant community, enriching experiences, and the chance to make lasting memories that don't involve stepping on a stray cat toy or freshly coughed up hairball (eewww) in the dark.
We promise more fun than a barrel of kittens! Join Next Chapter Connections and let's make some memories that are purr-fectly human.
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